Saturday, May 26, 2007

David Burger: New entertainment writer in Bakersfield

David Burger, who left The Times-Tribune in 2005 to work at his hometown Bakersfield Californian, has been named the paper's chief entertainment writer. This means he has to blog. Read and enjoy.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who cares? This guy is from California, and was here for about 10 minutes.

Anonymous said...

I just farted and accidentally crapped a little in my pants. Do you think Chris Kelly might write a column about me?

Chris Kelly said...

If you come to the office...or meet me outside next to the dumb guy reading the newspaper. I take my smokes with him.

Guess Who? said...

Heh-heh, you guys are funny. Do you wonder if Chris Kelly could kick your ass too? If you do you should sign your name to your comments.

I don't think Kelly would seriously give two shits what you say about him on this blog or anywhere really, but if that were to change at least he'd know who he's looking for so go ahead. Sign 'em.

Big Ed said...

My name's Ed Christine and I think Kelly's a lazy dumb fuck. Anybody got a problem with that?

Anonymous said...

You jackasses are out of touch. Chris Kelly doesn't smoke anymore. He's not lazy either. I've seen him get up and walk across the room to get the staff car keys at least 26 times in the past month. signed,
JoePez

Anonymous said...

Hey Ed Christine,

I don't think anybody's got a problem with what you think. Matter of fact my guess is that there isn't anyone who cares what you think.

Anonymous said...

"Do you wonder if Chris Kelly could kick your ass too?"

Um, no, I don't. Kelly is a pile of fleshy fat cells, held together with a tasty donut glaze. The only thing he could whoop ass on is a box of Krispy Kremes.

Anonymous said...

My money is on Kelly until you confront him in any other way than an anonymous message board. Say what you will about Kelly, if he thinks you suck (and you do) he'll tell you to your face. He's not the kind of guy who slithers around places like this.

Anonymous said...

""""" He's not the kind of guy who slithers around places like this.""""""

Yes, he is.

Anonymous said...

Be very afraid.
I once saw Kelly hand out a serious beat-down to Kris Fedexsky over her tit note --- I mean, beat notes.