Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Stories we missed: Frank Andrews Shimkus gets married

If you want to melt your brain, read the Electric City account (click above) of the wedding of the two former WYOU newspeople united in taxpayer employment and in love.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's called for here is a pithy (as opposed to pissy comment about Frank and his hypocrisy. I'd normally try to meet the need, but I've simply lost the will to live.

Anonymous said...

Does Mr. Nepamedia have a fetish about Frank Andrews Shimkus? If not, stop, please stop posting about this man.

Anonymous said...

The cover of "Happenings" says "There's No Place Like Home." Your honor, defense would like to enter it as "Exhibit 'A'." Obviously the photographer shot Frank IN HIS HOME, which we contend is proof he has one, only one, and knows where it is.

Anonymous said...

CAN YOU SAY FRANK FETISH! OH GOD MAKE IT STOP! PUT UP ANOTHER SHOT OF CHRIS KELLY WITHTHAT FUZZY THING ON HIS FACE BUT MAKE IT STOP!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS! The person who moderates this forum is Frank Andrews Shimkus. That's why this site creams in their pants over him all the time.