Wednesday, May 21, 2008

BREAKING: Chris Kelly has a concealed-carry permit

We'd been in a bit of a funk after seeing Green Ridge's own Joe Biden do so badly in the Pennsylvania primary. Or maybe we were waiting for the right bit of news to resume our solemn NEPA Media duties. This may be it: Chris Kelly has a concealed-carry permit.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

So does Sheena Delazio

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, NEPA Media.

Diogenes said...

Kelly's an asshat.

Anonymous said...

That's a argument for gun control if I ever heard one.

Anonymous said...

Well, the idea behind a concealed permit is you never know who's got a gun on them then, do you?

Anonymous said...

Okay, NEPA media is gone for more than a month and this is the first item to pop up?? LAME!!

Mr. NEPA Media, either keep up or shut up. You appear to be much dumber than those that actually post here.

Again: LAME!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Nepa Media!!!!!!!

We in the WiLkEs*BaRrE Media Underground have missed you!

VivA La Resistance/Viva Nepa Media/And ViVa La Hiedi Rucknos Tight Trousers Long May They Clench!

Anonymous said...

NEPA Media coffee mugs: coming soon to Circles.

Anonymous said...

How was your honeymoon, Frank?

Anonymous said...

Shimkus is on honeymoon now...investigative reporter you are not

Howard Beale said...

Welcome back! We don't need another media blogger biting the dust!

Anonymous said...

Wait a cotton pickin' minute, Mr. NEPA Media. You owe your faithful followers an explanation!!!!!!!!!!!
Please explain why you went all Beale on us and left your people in the lurch. The agony we were in! Where, when, how, why, who and WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

Anonymous said...

Beware the UnDeRgRoUnD!!!

Kathy Kane needs a good enema!

Wilkes-Barre City Council/ they need protection from their own stupidity.

We have spoken!

Power uncorrupted!

Anonymous said...

Howard Beale is God!


The UnDeRgRoUnD has spoken!

Eat or you will be eaten!

Anonymous said...

A month away, please give me some TL news to laugh at! Wasser has been back a month or so and has gotten nothing done at the paper besides piss us off, take up one of our parking spots with a car to be reviewed (that we could care less about) and talk about how great he has done in his life. THEN WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO US! YOU FAT LOOSER!

Big Gay Al said...

I have a concealed carry permit too! (Michigan Concealed Pistol License)

Anonymous said...

Beale,
bring back Beale's Bites

Anonymous said...

We have declared open and suggested WAR on the pompus idiots who populate this small pond of the Luzerne County media elites and posers//beware we play by no rules and we offer no apologies//all are fair game//

What do the dead complain about, their dead!///// Joey Bishop


ThE WiLkEs*BaRrE UnDeRgRoUnD MeDiA!

Has Spoken, Bunnies!

Anonymous said...

Kelly should have a conceal-carry permit for that weapon he's packing under his pants. Yowser!

Anonymous said...

Listen, they dont give permits for pea shooters! yikes!