Wednesday, May 21, 2008

BREAKING: Chris Kelly has a concealed-carry permit

We'd been in a bit of a funk after seeing Green Ridge's own Joe Biden do so badly in the Pennsylvania primary. Or maybe we were waiting for the right bit of news to resume our solemn NEPA Media duties. This may be it: Chris Kelly has a concealed-carry permit.

20 comments:

  1. So does Sheena Delazio

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  2. Welcome back, NEPA Media.

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  3. Kelly's an asshat.

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  4. That's a argument for gun control if I ever heard one.

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  5. Well, the idea behind a concealed permit is you never know who's got a gun on them then, do you?

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  6. Okay, NEPA media is gone for more than a month and this is the first item to pop up?? LAME!!

    Mr. NEPA Media, either keep up or shut up. You appear to be much dumber than those that actually post here.

    Again: LAME!!

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  7. Welcome back Nepa Media!!!!!!!

    We in the WiLkEs*BaRrE Media Underground have missed you!

    VivA La Resistance/Viva Nepa Media/And ViVa La Hiedi Rucknos Tight Trousers Long May They Clench!

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  8. NEPA Media coffee mugs: coming soon to Circles.

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  9. How was your honeymoon, Frank?

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  10. Shimkus is on honeymoon now...investigative reporter you are not

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  11. Welcome back! We don't need another media blogger biting the dust!

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  12. Wait a cotton pickin' minute, Mr. NEPA Media. You owe your faithful followers an explanation!!!!!!!!!!!
    Please explain why you went all Beale on us and left your people in the lurch. The agony we were in! Where, when, how, why, who and WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

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  13. Beware the UnDeRgRoUnD!!!

    Kathy Kane needs a good enema!

    Wilkes-Barre City Council/ they need protection from their own stupidity.

    We have spoken!

    Power uncorrupted!

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  14. Howard Beale is God!


    The UnDeRgRoUnD has spoken!

    Eat or you will be eaten!

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  15. A month away, please give me some TL news to laugh at! Wasser has been back a month or so and has gotten nothing done at the paper besides piss us off, take up one of our parking spots with a car to be reviewed (that we could care less about) and talk about how great he has done in his life. THEN WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO US! YOU FAT LOOSER!

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  16. I have a concealed carry permit too! (Michigan Concealed Pistol License)

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  17. Beale,
    bring back Beale's Bites

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  18. We have declared open and suggested WAR on the pompus idiots who populate this small pond of the Luzerne County media elites and posers//beware we play by no rules and we offer no apologies//all are fair game//

    What do the dead complain about, their dead!///// Joey Bishop


    ThE WiLkEs*BaRrE UnDeRgRoUnD MeDiA!

    Has Spoken, Bunnies!

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  19. Kelly should have a conceal-carry permit for that weapon he's packing under his pants. Yowser!

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  20. Listen, they dont give permits for pea shooters! yikes!

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